The world's first on-demand kick-in-the-balls service. Like 1-800-FLOWERS, except instead of flowers, it's a vetted independent contractor with steel-toed boots showing up at the recipient's door.
From thought to thwack in under 48 hours.
Enter the recipient's name, address, and a brief explanation (we love a good story). Our review team confirms the request meets our community guidelines.
Our algorithm matches your job to the closest available contractor based on rating, kick style, and footwear inventory. Surge pricing may apply on holidays.
Watch your Kicker approach the dropzone on the live map. Receive a body-cam confirmation video within 10 minutes of delivery. Optional gift message available.
Every contractor is background-checked, insured, and rated by the people who matter most: you, the requester.
From mild correction to full revenge arc.
Names changed. Catharsis real.
"My ex stole my golden retriever in the divorce. Six months later, AKITB delivered closure to his front porch. The body-cam footage is now my screensaver."
"My groomsman ditched the bachelor party to play disc golf. I sent him a Statement-tier delivery the morning of the wedding. He still made it down the aisle. Mostly."
"I run a small HOA. Unauthorized mailbox modifications dropped 73% since I started gifting Nudges to repeat offenders. Highly recommend for management."
You have questions. We have answers and a sturdy boot.
Stop carrying the weight. Outsource the kick.